Your sleep is disturbed by midnight noises coming from your garden. You investigate only to find that...
...a 90kg (14st) black bear is attacking your 12-year-old collie. The bear charges towards you and you have to find a weapon to defend yourself and frighten the black bear away. But what household item can you use that will really scare off a bear? It is green and is 30cm long. Your weapon of choice is the courgette. You throw the courgette at the bear from a distance of about a metre, the vegetable hits the bear on the top of its head and the animal flees in fear of this wicked vegetable!
Scary things those courgettes but the story brought a smile to my face.
haha funny but I wouldn't try it.
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