Saturday, August 18, 2007

Toilet humour from Muhammad.

In an interview with Saudi cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid, which aired on Iqra TV on July 26, 2007: he said...

"There are rules of shari'a in everything. We have counted almost 70 rules about how to urinate and defecate. In contrast, how do those beasts in the West answer the call of nature? They stand in front of other people, in toilets at airports and other public places. They do not care about covering their private parts. Even their underwear is colored and not white, so it can conceal all that filth. We are a nation that has long known the meaning of cleanliness, what to do when nature calls, and what the rules of hygiene are. The others, to this day, live like beasts. To this day, many of them are not circumcised, even though the World Health Organization has advised to circumcise people as a treatment for AIDS, because it has been scientifically proven that circumcised people are less susceptible to AIDS, and are less likely to spread it than uncircumcised people."

...Well, well this guy is not the life and soul of any party. This guy has a lot of hang ups and is talking like a right sissy. I thought that only women were fussy about toilets but this cleric is more frightened of public toilets than women with their delicate skin are.

We have good toilet hygiene in the West, we wash our hands. Remember that urine and faeces cannot bite you and your skin is an excellent protector. To urinate or defecate in front of other people will not do you or them any harm whatsoever. We have no hang ups about public toilets, which is how it should be. Unlike Muslims we can wipe our bottoms with both hands, not just our left hand. Did this superstition come from Muslims not having running water to wash both hands, so the right hand had to be kept clean for later food preparation? I have noticed that in all the Muslim countries I have visited on holiday that their toilets are absolutely spotless - gleaming clean.

The colour of peoples' underwear is a personal choice and has nothing to do with their lifestyle.

Circumcision is a barbaric assault on the person, generally without the consent of the child and serves no real purpose. Once the boy has his foreskin removed, it has gone forever.

The sight of men having sex in public toilets would probably make this cleric faint with horror, so I would not recommend he came to the UK for a holiday. He might find our toilets and men to dirty for his tastes.
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