Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The shame of Jacqui Smith.

Nice piece in the newspaper today...

They watch porn in Redditch, you know. Let me rephrase that: we know for certain that a man in the West Midlands has watched two porn films, and yesterday his wife was said to be "mortified" and "smiling through the pain" following the revelation. Clearly, Jacqui Smith must now go round with a fixed grin, aware that half the country is sniggering at the idea of her husband watching Lesbian Hell Sluts (or something similar) behind her back.

It's even been said that the Home Secretary's job is on the line, ostensibly because the cost of the movies appeared on her expenses – which she has promised to pay back – but really for the much more serious offence of being an overweight, middle-aged woman whose husband needs to get his rocks off elsewhere.

...Big deal, so Ms Smith's husband, Richard Timney has watched an adult movie. Enjoy it mate, it is only a bit of harmless adult fun and it may give you a little bit of wrist exercise! What Jacqui should be mortified and smile through the pain about is the wrongful use of expenses - she has been found out. It does not matter that the expenses were claimed for the watching of an adult movie, it is the wrongful use of taxpayers money that really offends the public. It could be a film, a book, a beer or a meal - it was the robbing of the taxpayer that is wrong and she should be ashamed. Any other employee who ripped off their employer for the wrongful use of business expenses would be sacked. Sacked for what the wrongful claiming of expenses is - theft.

Women should never be bothered about their husbands watching porn, it is only a film on a television, no different really to watching a football match. Many women find watching football boring, a lot of running around with the chance of someone scoring. Adult movies are the same except that a lot of Premier League football is very defensive and the match ends in a no-score draw. With adult movies there is always the "money shot" when the hero comes! The husbands still love their wives but they do not insist that their wives appear in adult movies or the football pitch. All men like to watch, although adult movies have a greater audience than football. I find football boring and I would rather watch an adult movie instead, although I will not pay to watch one and certainly not put the bill onto my employer! So when I get to Bradford tonight it will be Sky News on television and not Lesbian Hell Sluts or something similar.
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