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It's when they start telling you that you have to start singing the company song to your passengers as they board that you really have to start worrying.
 

I am worrying because of the rather gay red tie that we shall have to wear from Monday! I shall be wearing the V neck pullover to lessen the gay effect and the old person traditional blazer will be left in the wardrobe. If it is too cold in the coach, then I shall drive wearing the "platform coat" - it has a rather racy red piping down the sleeves.

The size and shape of this new uniform is spot on though.
 

what have you got against gays Mr Clynes?? Thats not a very liberal minded attitude u have!!!!!!!!! I'm deeply offended by the offensive attitudes you project against the gay community, its old fashioned conservative nazi opinions such as yours which take Britain back to the dark ages!!!!!
 

Oh Matthew, do NOT misunderstand me. I have nothing against homosexuals whatsoever, what I do not like is gay - in the old meaning of the word - clothes. I do not want to wear gay clothes, nor do I want to wear feminine clothes. I only want to wear masculine clothes, not fancy clothes that appear gay.

Sex is fun and everyone should be allowed to have sex and live with whoever they choose. This includes same sex and inter-racial relationships. People should also be allowed to dress as they choose and that includes wearing gay clothes or clothes traditionally worn by the other gender.