Friday, September 24, 2010

Scary vegetables!

Your sleep is disturbed by midnight noises coming from your garden. You investigate only to find that...



...a 90kg (14st) black bear is attacking your 12-year-old collie. The bear charges towards you and you have to find a weapon to defend yourself and frighten the black bear away. But what household item can you use that will really scare off a bear? It is green and is 30cm long. Your weapon of choice is the courgette. You throw the courgette at the bear from a distance of about a metre, the vegetable hits the bear on the top of its head and the animal flees in fear of this wicked vegetable!

Scary things those courgettes but the story brought a smile to my face.
Comments:
haha funny but I wouldn't try it.
Love your blog very entertaining
 
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