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That is a very popular saying, isn't it, "It's not over until the fat lady sings." Well, it does not only have to apply to fat ladies, it can apply to men also, even 54 year old men with beards .

Osama bin Laden was plotting to throw the U.S. into crisis by killing Barack Obama and General David Petraeus in an attack on a presidential aircraft, it emerged Friday. Documents found in bin Laden's Pakistani compound disclose how he told senior allies that killing Obama would send America into chaos under the leadership of Vice-President Joe Biden.

"Obama is the head of infidelity," bin Laden wrote. "Killing him automatically will make Biden take over the presidency. Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the U.S. into a crisis." Bin Laden also wanted to assassinate Gen. Petraeus, who was commander of allied forces in Afghanistan, and who had been tipped as a future U.S. president.

Bin Laden, the 54yearold head of al-Qaeda, was killed in a raid on his compound in Pakistan by U.S. Navy Seals last May. The Seals seized laptops, notepads and hard drives that are said to have amounted to 2.7 terabytes of data - equivalent to about 220 million pages of text. The first detailed leak of this material shows the al-Qaeda chief selected Ilyas Kashmiri, a Pakistani jihadist, to carry out the attacks against their highprofile targets. "Please ask brother Ilyas to send me the steps he has taken," he is said to have written to a top lieutenant. Kashmiri is believed to have been killed in a drone strike on South Waziristan last June.

So, now we know that Barack Obama is the head of infidelity and he was on the al-Qaeda hit list. Reports of Osama bin Laden enjoying his retirement in Pakistan were untrue and that terrorism is not over!